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Mustaches, hamsters for lips, cookie dusters, macho-stas, Utah grizzlies. Even if some of the regulars raise eyebrows, mustaches are growing in popularity.

On Netflix The Gray ManRyan Gosling calls out co-star Chris Evans’ character for his “trash-tache.”

According Urban Dictionary, the term usually refers to “a mustache that is never shaved, but is extremely weak and scanty.” Gosling’s comment, then, is meant to be pretty over the top.

Playing villainous Lloyd Hansen, Evans sports a mustache that’s too hearty to be considered weak, but has unfortunate 1970s overtones and looks more scruffy than handy.

Chris Evans' 'trash-tache' was ridiculed by Ryan Gosling in 'The Gray Man'.  Photo: Netflix

In Top Gun: Maverickactor Miles Teller plays Lt. Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw and grows a heroically evil mustache to ensure audiences know he’s a descendant of Nick “Goose” Bradshaw from the original 1986 film.

Henry Cavill, best known for playing a chiseled, clean-shaven Superman, sported a mustache that turned out to be quite expensive. The actor was contractually bound to keep it up for the duration of the shoot Mission: Impossible — Falloutbut the problem arose when he was called back for reshoots as Superman for Justice League. He can’t shave his lips and is in danger of breaching the contract, his makers Justice League they had to remove the mustache digitally, frame by frame.

For his role in the 2008 film Infamous Bastard, Brad Pitt sported a mustache as twisted as his character, drawing derision from most corners. Even George Clooney failed to pull off the terrible jumpsuit he wore for the 2019 sitcom Catch-22.

Cinema, in general, has a long and often questionable history with facial fluff, from the days of the silver screen – think Clark Gable, Errol Flynn and David Niven – to more recent times. In the 1975 film The man who would become kingSean Connery, who regularly sported a moustache, had such a rich mustache that it blended into his sideburns, while Daniel Day Lewis made facial hair truly terrifying in his role in the 2002 film. Gangs of New York.

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in the series

Sacha Baron Cohen’s innocent alter ego Borat also sported a moustache, while Johnny Depp played Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean with a ‘tahi over a goat’s braid. In 2019, Robert Downey Jr kicked up a Twitter storm about the film Avengers: Endgame when he tweeted a picture of himself with co-stars Chris Evans and Mark Ruffalo, all wearing mustaches and the words: “Who wore it better?”

Robert Redford finally mastered the art of the mustache in the 1969 film Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

It’s not just men. Actress Gwyneth Paltrow wore the world’s least convincing mustache for her Oscar-winning role in Shakespeare in lovewhile Mexican artist Frida Kahlo does not hesitate to include her mustache in self-portraits, along with her unibrow and body braces, making it an undeniable part of her identity.

Musicians Prince, Lionel Ritchie and Freddie Mercury have grown a mustache as part of their persona, while rapper Snoop Dogg has had one on and off for much of his career. Burt Reynolds has never been seen without his, while Tom Selleck, Eddie Murphy, Steve Harvey and Hulk Hogan have all made it their signature look.

And, it’s not just celebrities who get paid to grow facial hair. Some men, it seems, chose to grow a mustache because they like it. King Charles I of England had one, as did Mexican revolutionary Emiliano Zapata, American gunslinger Wyatt Earp, author Mark Twain, artist Salvador Dali, scientist Albert Einstein and activist Martin Luther King.

As proof that these men are not alone, the annual Mustache and Beard Championship chooses a new host city each year, showcasing its niche yet global appeal. Divided into moustache, partial beard, full beard and ‘craft’ categories, this is definitely not for amateurs.

Updated: August 5, 2022, 7:12 am

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